The United Socialist States of Oibrithe Loch Garman is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 659 million Oibrithe Loch Garmanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enniscorthy. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Oibrithe Loch Garmanian economy, worth 35.7 trillion Gaelic pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 54,143 Gaelic pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk. Crime is totally unknown. Oibrithe Loch Garman's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Oibrithe Loch Garman is ranked 258,490th in the world and 9,818th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 13,590.08 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oibrithe Loch Garman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Oibrithe Loch Garman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs and Most Income Equality and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Oibrithe Loch Garman was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Most Eco-Friendly Governments, and Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, carbon-footprint restrictions are making businesses walk.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in Oibrithe Loch Garman, Oibrithe Loch Garman's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » 
Arkadia Universalis, 
Cretanja, 
Federation of the Resentine Kingdom, 
Tethys 13, and 
Aqual.
